Top Ten Signs You're Having a Bad Christmas
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You get stuck under the mistletoe with the man so appropriately
nicknamed "Dog Breath"
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9. |
Your son asks why the mall Santa smells like Uncle Billy on St.
Patrick's Day
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8. |
The many expensive Pokemon toys are quickly thrown into the toy box
next to Tickle Me Elmo and Furby |
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There is a puddle in front of the Christmas tree, and your dog has a
very satisfied look on his face |
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6. |
No Sega Dreamcast...just lots and lots of underwear |
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Good: Your neighbors give you a nice new wreath. Bad: You discover a
big hole in your shrubs
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You chip a tooth on a shell in Aunt Bessy's egg nog |
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Cousin Fred wasn't kidding when he said "If I see 'It's a Wonderful
Life' one more time, I'll puke!"
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Sleeping on the sun would be easier than sleeping in between your two
neighbors competing for the neighborhood's brightest house
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Two words: Melting Mastercard
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