10. |
MTV's strict requirements to appear animated |
9. |
Constantly debunking rumors in the media that he had an affair with N-Sync. |
8. |
Winner of MTV's "Win Carson's Job for a Day" promotion: King Gimp. |
7. |
As an MTV employee, he's ineligible for "Springer Break." |
6. |
Trying to keep a straight face when saying the words "artists" and "Backstreet Boys" in the same sentence. |
5. |
Tom Green sneaking into his dressing room and urinating into his black nail polish. |
4. |
The realization that in another year, he'll be too old for MTV and too young for VH1. |
3. |
When the Today Show audience come to his studio windows with their "Hey, Al!" signs. |
2. |
Losing hearing in his left ear from the TRL audience finishing every sentence with "WOOOO!!" |
1. |
Too many eighth graders, too little time. |