Top Ten Signs You're Having a Bad Thanksgiving
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10. |
It takes you 3 days to pass the pop-up timer you accidentally
swallowed
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9. |
Uncle Wally gets really drunk and tries to "stuff" the turkey
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8. |
Football is pre-empted by "Martha Stewart and Kathie Lee Gifford's
Holiday Jamboree" |
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7. |
Aunt Mildred brings the 150 slides from her trip to the Kleenex
factory |
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6. |
White meat...dark meat...green meat??? |
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5. |
You hear a faint "gobble" as the turkey is carved
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4. |
TV's in the shop and Gramps has a hankerin' for some country line
dancing! |
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3. |
Cousin Morty's pre-dinner Grace is ended with "...and may all these
people at this table rot in Hell!"
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2. |
Pumpkin pie is made from the rotted Jack-o-Lantern that's been
sitting on your front porch since mid-October
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1. |
Those ain't giblets!
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