Top Ten Signs You're Having a Bad Halloween
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The popcorn ball in your bag has an expiration date of
1974
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The ghost costume you made out of some old bed sheets has the Care
Bears all over it |
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At your friend's party, they run out of apples so you have to bob for
radishes
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After asking "Trick or Treat," your obnoxious neighbor responds with a
wedgie
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The local store has a shortage of Darth Maul costumes and an
abundance of Jar Jar Binks
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Your friends comment on your scary mask...you're not wearing one
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You later find out that your father was not wearing a mailman costume
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Neighbors run out of candy early...your bag is filled with IOUs
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Your Teletubbies costume gets confiscated by Jerry Faldwell
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Chocolate = zits
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