Top Ten Signs You're a Game Show Junkie
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Your cable package is so cheap because it's the Game Show Network - and nothing else |
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One night you had the strange, irresistible urge to mold a mound of mashed potatoes into a bust of Alex Trebek
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Your neighbors have repeatedly called the cops when you scream at the old ladies on Wheel of Fortune who just don't know when to buy a freakin' vowel!
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The dog hides under the bed every time he hears Bob Barker say, "Have your pet spayed or neutered!" |
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You wake up sweating in the middle of the night screaming "No Whammies! No Whammies!"
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In high school you were voted "Most Likely to Get Molested on National TV by Richard Dawson"
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At dinner time, the family has to choose what's in the oven or what's underneath the box
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Your doorbell is actually a large, red buzzer
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Your friends hate you because you answer all their questions in the form of a question
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At weddings you don't throw rice at the bride and groom - you throw Rice-a-Roni |
