Top Ten Signs You're Stuck in the 80s
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When washing your car, you quietly mumble to yourself "Wax on, wax off" in your best Japanese accent |
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Nothing says comfort like a pair of Scooby Doo Underoos
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Columbia House is threatening legal action because you try to pay their bills by taping pennies to their
invoices
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Bill Gates is your mortal enemy because none of his software is compatible with your Commodore 64 |
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Your hair is so big, you can't get through a doorway |
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"Mortal Kombat," no. "Combat," yes. |
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You can't understand why Ricky Schroeder is packing heat on this week's "Silver Spoons" |
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You actually expect to see music videos on MTV
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Dirt roads inspire you to drive really fast and scream "Yeehaah!" |
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Your personal quest to save Ferris lives on! |
