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The ladies don't fall for the "I'm the Lucky Charms guy" line |
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All the bad press after appearing on Who Wants to Marry a Guy with a Pot of Gold?
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8. |
Getting mistaken for those damn Keebler elves
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Being forced by the beer companies to naturally create their St. Patrick's Day "green beer" |
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No "lonely leprechauns" online chat rooms |
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Can't remember the when the Boston Celtics had a winning season
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Have to be very careful who you tell you're "fluent in Gaelic" |
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3. |
Finding your wife with her hands on someone else's shamrocks
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1993 ... Jennifer Aniston ... enough said
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Too much freakin' green!
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