FEBRUARY 2000
| VOL. 4, NO. 2
TOP TEN LIST
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Top Ten Things Not to Say on Valentine's Day
MARK FUSCO
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"Hurry up or we'll be late for dinner at Denny's." |
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"Roses? Do you have any idea how much those cost?"
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"Now, don't eat all that candy. It'll go straight to your ass."
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"I got you this card because the cow on it reminded me of you." |
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"Mom, Dad, this is Killer. I met him in a prison chat room." |
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"What do you mean the Super 8 isn't romantic?"
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"Give me a break, those aren't real." |
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"Let me play you a nice love song on my accordion."
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"I met my last girlfriend at a wild Star Trek convention."
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"Shoot, was that today?"
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