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NOVEMBER 1998
| VOL. 2, NO. 6
HUMOR
QUOTE OF THE MONTH:
"I won't say anything
about us being the greatest. But there hasn't been anybody better." - George Steinbrenner, after the
Yankees' World Series sweep and a major league recording year of 125 wins.
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KEVIN RIDOLFI
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10. |
Eating outside in November built character |
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9. |
Grace was delayed three hours while they argued about exactly which gods to pray to |
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8. |
Children fought over the piece of turkey with the arrowhead in it |
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7. |
After dinner, 22 bored pilgrims invented football to pass the time |
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6. |
Two kinds of turkey: pet and someone else's pet |
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5. |
Skirmish broke out when Jeb Williams drunkenly pointed out that the Indian's weren't actually from India |
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4. |
ASPCA held their first rally to lobby against the untimely deaths of neighborhood wild turkeys |
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3. |
Indian pudding led to an ironic disaster when a local cannibal tribe joined the feast |
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2. |
Preacher Goodman's prayer was a solemn "Rub-a-dub dub, thanks for the grub." |
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1. |
Indians invited as "The Dudes with All the Corn" |
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