FEBRUARY 2000 | VOL. 4, NO. 2 FICTION ALSO BY KASHDAN RECENT FICTION UP NEXT GEORGE KASHDAN, a former writer of "children's entertainment" including comic scripts for Superman, Batman and Star Trek, is from West New York, NJ. He is a contributing writer to Renaissance Online Magazine. His work has appeared in My Legacy, Dogwoood Tales and Murderous Intent.
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AND THEY DIED HAPPILY EVER AFTER At last! The American authorities have finally allowed Changra's
remains to come home for the traditional rites. What strange customs
these westerners have, imprisoning their dead in a cold morgue. Poor
Changra. How his soul must be suffering. As the plane takes off, Wilma finally relaxes. The past weeks have
been hectic. That detective obviously didn't believe a word she said.
Neither did her lawyer, probably. So what? she figures. Once Changra's
will is settled, she'll take a nice, long vacation -- give them plenty
of time to forget her. What a pain, though, having to transport
Changra's body. He insisted on it -- even specified it in his will.
These Indians with their strange customs! How good of Changra's American widow to accompany him home. She
must have loved him deeply, to travel this great distance. Not all the
foreign wives of our villagers return with their late husbands. Yet
that is as it should be -- for according to our traditions, a funeral
without the wife is only half a funeral. The delegation awaiting Wilma at the airport greets her with great
respect, almost worship. After loading Changra's coffin into a hearse,
they escort her to a limousine, all the while chanting words of
reverence for Changra. "Not bad," Wilma thinks. "With this kind of treatment, I could
almost enjoy living out here." But the journey that ensues quickly changes her mind. Approaching
the countryside, they switch from limousines to bumpy land rovers.
Deeper in, the only means of travel is elephants. Her bones start to
ache, and her skin is raw with mosquito bites. Changra's widow is clearly discomfited. But who can blame her? She
is unused to our harsh land. Patience, dear woman. It is written in
our scriptures: for each moment of hardship you endure, an infinite
moment of joy awaits you. "Now?" Wilma exclaims as they enter the village. "The funeral is
right now?" She can no longer hide her revulsion. "Don't I get time to
rest up?" "Already too much time has elapsed," the village priest explains.
"Once dead, the corpse must be dispatched swiftly. It is the only way
to free the imprisoned soul." Wilma shrugs. "Well -- why not?" she says, thinking, "The sooner
the better." Two women take her gently by the arms and lead her away. The widow,
one of them explains, must be clad appropriately. They usher her into a hut, where they help her to undress. Then
they garb her in silken strips of cloth, reciting a prayer as they
unfold each layer. Wilma studies herself in a mirror. "How much would
an outfit like this cost me in Neiman?" she wonders. "Maybe they'll let
me keep it after the funeral." Outside, the villagers have lined up for a procession. Changra's
prone body, draped in identical silken garb, rises high above them, held
aloft by four bare-chested, muscular mourners. Amid low chanting, the
cortege moves deep into the forest. Ahead is a glow, growing larger and larger as they approach. Wilma
soon sees a pit in which a fire rages, and she remembers hearing
somewhere that cremation is the custom of these people. The chanting grows louder as the body is carried to the edge of the
pit. A final word from the priest, and the chants turn to a cheer. Then
the cheer becomes a song as the corpse is hurtled into the flames. Wilma gags, turns away. "What the hell are they so happy about?"
she wonders. Suddenly she is gripped by the four corpse carriers and lifted
aloft. The singing villagers writhe in ecstasy, throwing kisses, waving
goodbye. And it finally dawns on Wilma why they are overjoyed. "No! Wait!" she cries, but too late. Screaming, she hurtles into
the pit where, a moment later, there is only the sound of crackling
flames. Now they are together, seeking new forms into which they will
reincarnate. But why was she unhappy? Did Changra not tell her of the
everlasting happiness that awaits them? Perhaps not. Perhaps with good
reason.
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