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AUGUST 1998 | VOL. 2, NO. 3
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QUESTIONNAIRE
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by KEVIN RIDOLFI
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You get out of speeding tickets because the 49ers won |
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John Madden crawls out of his hibernation chamber for another six months of work |
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Inexplicable urges to toss around the ole pigskin |
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Newspapers report on something other than Clinton's sex life |
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Sudden blue light specials on bratwurst, Doritos and beer |
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J Crew's fall catalog calls the "We're #1" foam finger a classic seasonal accessory |
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People high-fiving complete strangers in the streets |
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No men are seen on Sundays except during the crucial half-time pizza runs |
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The remote control batteries burn out |
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Mobs of grown men with painted faces and too tight replica jerseys |
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